Carmen Sandiego's Top Ten Pet Peeves--By Lio



10) All-terain vehicles that constantly malfunction are
always cheaper than the ones that don't

9)When I mix up my summer and winter wardrobes and only 
realize it half way through a theft in Antartica.

8)Sarah Bellum's shrink bills

7)Overly enthusiastic ACME detectives

6)UNDER enthusiastic VILE agents

5)Past 'Friends' I put away in my detective days out on paraol.

4)The way the Chief goes neurodic everytime I try to just talk to him.

3)The fact that the careful plans of a 30 year old with a 200 IQ are 
constantly being foiled by a handful of teenagers with badges.

2)Amnesia in supposed relitives always happens at the worst possible time....

1)Stilettoes that look like pumps and feel like 'em too.