A Thief Named Carmen 
(Sung to the tune of Free Fallin' By Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)
New lyrics by Lousia Swanson 

She was a good girl, loved solving crimes, 
Loved Jesus and America too. 
She was a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis, 
Loved horses, loved her life too. 
It's a long day's living in San Francisco, 
And it wasn't long until she got bored, 
Now she's a bad girl, she don't even miss them, 
She's now a bad girl who just wants more!! 
                

Now she's a thief. A thief named Carmen! 

All the jewels in London's Tower, 
Are now gone without a trace! 
All the gold that was in Fort Knox, 
Is now sitting in her estate! 

'Cause she's a thief. A thief named Carmen! 

She wants to be the greatest in the world! 
She wants to write her name in the sky! 
Being good was not giving her a twirl, 
Gonna write her own rules for a while! 

'Cause she's a thief! A thief named Carmen! 
She's a thief! A thief named Carmen!!