"Hero to Zero"
    a parody of "Zero to Hero" from Disney's Hercules 
	by Kara French

(Original Music by: Alan Menken, Original Lyrics by: David Zippel)


        The Muses:
        
        Oh my god!
        Lee was such a fraud!
        And, Honey, his performance
        Was not one we'd applaud.


        Whoa no!
        He had stooped so low
        Cause betraying Carmen
        Came as the final blow.

        He was the top dog.....
        A hero, hero
        Then he betrayed her...
        HE'S A ZERO!!!!!
        
        Here was a kid who went from first to last,
        Hero to Zero
        At full blast
        Hero to Zero
        With an all star cast!

        When he lied
        Us fans just cried out
        Booh! and Hiss!
        Ivy said 
        "A creep today we reap"
        (which was the perfect dis!)

        With history about to be
        Rewriten by Carmen S.,
        We fans felt sure and confident
        That Lee was the one in distress!

        Say Oy Vey!
        Here's the play-by-play
        Lee wanted to outdo Carmen 
        Any old which way

        So he planned a heist,
        Played with loaded dice,
        And he stopped shaving
        Which didn't look very nice!

        Lee was a bad boy
        Or, so he thought
        But, to everyone else 
        He was just a snot
        He lost his place in our esteem....
        From Hero to Zero
        A reputation downstream
        Hero to Zero
        In his own pipe dream!

        Who put the "traitor" in perp-a-trator?
        
        Chorus:

        Lee's A Jerk!

        Muses:

        Who's more annoying than a bad tailgater?

        Chorus:

        Lee's A Jerk!

        Muses:

        Is he arrogant?

        Men:

        Bad as Darth Vader

        Muses:

        Does he make you mad?

        Women:

        The worst agitator!

        In unison:

        Lee's A Jerk!
        Lee's A Jerk!

        (Wild Gospel Scats continue for about 8 bars or so.......)

        (Allegro!)

        Oh my God!
        Lee was such a fraud!
        A born cheater...
        Lying low,
        And no one's Romeo.....
        So conceited!

        He was the top dog
        A hero, hero...
        Then he betrayed her
        HE'S A ZERO!

        At being a jerk, Lee did succeed
        
        From Hero to Zero.....

        Lee was a Hero.....

        Now he's a Zero.....

        Ohha yeah yeah

        Yes indeed!