P.S. Some of these Characters (Ann Tickwatee, Chase Devineaux, Ivan Idea, Polly Tix, Renee Santz, Rock Solid, and probably also the Chief, as well as many of the V.I.L.E. members, come from the software versions of Carmen Sandiego. The rest come from John Leung's imagination.) Carmen’s Game Cast of Characters: (In Alphabetical Order) Ace, Rookie All V.I.L.E. Members Ann Tickwitee, Empires Specialist and Good Guide Carmen Sandiego, Master Thief Chase Devinaux, Spy and Top Secret ACME Agent Constable Adam Star and the rest of the ACME Time Police Dee Plomassy, ACME Ambassador and Good Guide Globie, Master Detective Herman Nootix, Professor at ACME University of Carmenology and Good Guide Ivan Idea, Inventor Galore and Good Guide Kim Yoonity, Professor at ACME University of Cultures Polly Tix, Student and Good Guide Renee Santz, ACME Philharmonic Orchestra Director and Good Guide Rock Solid, Traveller Galore and Good Guide The Chief One Location: ACME HQ, Vancouver, British Columbia Time: July 17, 1998 - 11:00 AM Globie: Hey, Renee, come here. Renee: What is it? This better be important. Globie: Remember the top secret device that Ivan was working on? Well, here it is! Renee: Let me see. Globie: Behold, the ACME Chronoskimmer 2005! Renee: Is this the only one? Globie: No, all Master Detectives and Good Guides have one. Didn’t you get yours? Renee: No. Ivan: Renee, here’s your ACME Chronoskimmer 2005. Renee: Thanks, Ivan. Globie: Let’s try’em out! Renee: Yeah! Location: VILE HQ, Buenos Aires, Argentina Time: July 17, 1998 - 1:00 PM Indy Slammer: Carmen, you can’t steal the London subway. It’s just too big! We won’t be able to stash it anywhere! Carmen: Indy, How many times do I have to tell you, I can manage it! Medeva: Carmen! Carmen: Yes? Medeva: Fast Eddie B. is here to see you. Carmen: Send him in, Medeva. Carmen: Eddie! Fast Eddie B.: Great to see you, Carmen. Now what secret plan do you want me to pull off? Carmen: It’s simple. You take seventeen of my henchmen and raid the whole world. Here’s a list of places I suggest. Fast Eddie B.: Okay, Carmen. Carmen: Eddie! Fast Eddie B.: What? Carmen: Remember that Canuck flatfoot (Globie) and that team of goody-goody Good Guides? Fast Eddie B.: Yeah? Carmen: Watch out for them. Fast Eddie B.: I will. Two Location: City Hall, Singapore Time: July 20, 1998 Security Guard 1: Hey, Pete, pass the coffee. Security Guard 2: Here you go, Singh. Medeva: Oh, boys! S.G. 1: What do you want here? Medeva: Look into my eyes, and tell me where Sir Stamford Raffle’s statue is. S.G. 2: In the City Hall Subway Station. Medeva: Thanks, suckers. Buggs Zapper: You know where it is? Medeva: Yeah. Buggs Zapper: Let’s go and get it. Location: ACME East Asia Region HQ, Hong Kong, China Time: July 20, 1998 - 7:00 PM Globie: Chief, I’m at the place where the Hong Kong Stadium was. Proceed to investigate? Chief: Permission granted. Ann: Who do think it is? Dee: It’s either Merey LaRoc or Jacquline Hyde. Ann: Or both. Globie: Well let’s question all these witnesses. Dee: Good idea. Later... Ann: Any leads? Globie: I’ve issued a warrant for Merey LaRoc. Dee: Good. Where’d they go? Ann: One witness said that they went to see the CN Tower All: Toronto! Location: Honolulu, Hawaii, USA Time: July 26, 1998 - P.M. Globie: I know they’re here. Ann: How do you know Globie: I can smell a rat. Ann: Shhh! Globie: Look, Ann, The Hong Kong Stadium. Ann: I’ve had enough. Let’s move. Globie: On the count of 3, 1...2...3! Ann: Freeze! You’re under arrest! Merey LaRoc: Come and get me. Jacquline Hyde: Merey, don’t……shoot them! (Note: …… means Jacquline Hyde is switching personalities.) Globie: Chew on this, Merey. Ann: A crate of bananas? Merey LaRoc: AAAAAAAAAA! Jacquline Hyde: You want some pineapples? Here ya go……Oof! This is heavy! Globie: You’re under arrest. Merey LaRoc: Oh, boy, I’m gonna get it. Three Location: ACME HQ, Vancouver, British Columbia Time: August 2, 1998 - 2:30 PM Dee Molish: Shhh! Nell N. Void: Okay! Dee Molish: Here’s one! Now get the rest of these. Nell N. Void: There’s an another one. Dee Molish: Got’em all? Nell N. Void: Yep. Dee Molish: Let’s get outta here. Nell N. Void: Yeah. Location: ACME HQ, Vancouver, British Columbia Time: August 17, 1998 - 3:30 Globie: My ACME Chronoskimmer 2005! Renee: It’s gone! Ann: Stolen! Rock: It must be VILE. Those thefts were to lead us away while they stole the Chronoskimmer 2005’s Ivan: Lucky for us, I’ve got something better. Herman: What is it? Ivan: The ACME BabbleChronoCyberCom 3000! Kim: What? Globie: What do they want with the Chronoskimmer 2005’s? Ann: To reproduce them, of course. Polly: Well, we’ll have to do something. Location: VILE HQ, Buenos Aires, Argentina Time: August 19, 1998 - 5:00 PM Nell N. Void: Carmen, we’ve got’em all. Dee Molish: Yeah. Carmen: Like taking candy from a baby. Nell N. Void: Too true. Dee Molish: So Carmen, what are you gonna do with all these Chronoskimmers? Carmen: Come along, I’ll show you. Nell N. Void: Whoa! Dee Molish: What is it? Carmen: The VILE Chronotwister Ship! Dee Molish: Don’t you mean the ACME Chronoskimmer Ship? Carmen: No, you idiot. Dee Molish: Sorry. Carmen: Nell, get the rest of the 17 henchmen. Get ready for the ride of your lives, my faithful henchmen. As soon I get Dr. Lispus to install these throughout the ship! Four Location: Somewhere in the Tunnel of Time Time: I don’t know. Kim: I’ve got a signal on my radar. It’s bleeping red. Ivan: It’s a VILE villain. Globie: Let’s follow it. Ann: Our videophones are ringing. Chief: This is Gold Leader. Over. Rock: This is Green Team. Over. Chief: Okay, here’s the plan. Carmen is pulling a raid on historical items. She’s heading towards the 1460s BC. Herman: Got it, Chief. Over and out. Dee: Let’s go. Globie: Look, we’re not going to catch them. Herman: Oh, yes, we are. Ace: Need a lift? Rock: Ace! Nice to see you. Polly: Did the Chief send you. Ace: Yep. Kim: Let’s board. Globie: Good idea. Let’s go! Ace: Specify Destination. Rock: Egypt. Ace: Time? Globie: Wait a minute. What’s that? All: VILE! Polly: ChronoDetector is detecting 17 time disruptions. Dee: We’ll never stop them all. Ann: We’ll have to split up. Herman: And we’ll need ACME Time Police to capture the thieves. Globie: Let’s move, team. Ann: For the Greater Glory of ACME! Dee: Charge! Five Location: Niani, Mali, 1324 Time: Not Available Ann: Mansa Musa! Mansa Musa: My friend, you’ve returned! Ann: Nice to see you, Mansa Musa. Is anything missing? Mansa Musa: All the gold from Wangara has been looted by a strangely attired man. Ann: Sounds like the work of a VILE villain. Mansa Musa: Please locate the gold. Your help is most appreciated. Ann: That’s why I’m here. Location: London, England, 1941 Time: According to the Big Ben, 12 Noon - London Time Sir Winston Churchill: I’ll never find the Bismarck. England is doomed! Globie: No worries, Sir Winston. SWC: Who are you? Globie: Just here to help you. SWC: All right. But you look very young. Globie: I am young. I’m only 15 years old. SWC: WHAT? Globie: Trust me, Sir Winston. I’ll help you track the Bismarck. Location: Mainz, Germany, 1454 Time: There’s no clock. Gutenburg: My Printing Type! Stolen! Ivan: That’s why I’m here. Gutenburg: Ivan! You’ve returned! Ivan: Nice to see you too, Johann. But, where’s your Printing Type? Gutenburg: Stolen! Ivan: VILE! Gutenburg: Never mind the vile smell. I want my Printing Type! Location: Somewhere in the Tunnel of Time: Time: I don’t know. Carmen: What’s taking those idiots so long? Buggs Zapper: Carmen! I’m being pursued. Carmen: Who is it? Buggs Zapper: Ann Tickwitee! Carmen: Eliminate her. Buggs Zapper: She’s got me! Carmen: Idiot! Buggs Zapper: I tried, Carmen. Sayonara. Carmen: Well, I’ve still got 16 more henchmen. Medeva: I’ve been caught! Carmen: No! Renee: Hey Carmen, C’mon out! I’ve got a nice surprise for you! Carmen: Good try, Good Guide. But no banana this time! Renee: Look who’s chicken! Carmen: I’ll get you goody-goodies! Six Location: Somewhere in the Tunnel of Time Time: I don’t know. Ace: Globie, You got Dee Cryption? Globie: Is the ACME Time Police on their way? Ace: Yep. Globie: Over and out. Chief: Ace! Status Report. Ace: Everything according to schedule. Chief: Good. Chief out. Ace: Red Chief to Blue Wave, come in. Constable Star: Loud and clear, Red Chief. Ace: Boiled cabbages in 1015, 1454, 1945, 1961 and 2010 AD. Constable Star: On our way. Ace: Hmmm...I wonder what this baby can do. Maybe I should go back to ACME Time Net Command. Globie: Ace! Ace: Globie! Where’s the others? Globie: Still out there. Ace: Let’s go back to Time Net Command. Globie: Yeah. They can come back to T-Net Command themselves. They’ve got BabbleChronoCyberCom 3000’s. Ace: Let’s go. Ann: *Gasp* Kim! Rock! Ivan! Globie: Ann! What happened? Ann: The others have been kidnapped. Ace: Who? Ann: VILE, of course. Globie: So, Carmen thinks taking all our Good Guides will avenge the loss of her 17 henchmen? Well, think again, Carmen. Ace: Let’s get’em. Ann: Can we go to the ACME Café first? I’m starving. Globie: We’ll have to put that on hold for now. We can’t risk our Good Guides. Ace: Globie’s right. We can’t let Carmen run off with our Good Guides! Who will give agents tours around the world? No one! Ann: I get the picture, Ace. Globie: Let’s go. Seven Location: VILE Time Department Headquarters, Bogota, Colombia Time: August 21, 1998 - 3:00AM Renee: Where’s Ann? Rock: Stop worrying. They’ll come. Ivan: I wish I was in San Luis Obispo right now, working on my projects. Polly: I just wish I was in bed back in Philly. Kim: I just wish I was back at the UCLA Dorms, sitting in my desk, planning my speeches. Herman: Everyone falls asleep during your speeches, Kim. Dee: Knock it off, Herman. Here comes someone. Carmen: Well, I guess you haven’t slept all night, haven’t you? Kim: We’ll never give you any info about ACME, Carmen! Herman: I won’t neither. You can torture me, slice me, dice me, but I won’t! Carmen: I don’t need info about ACME. I just need you to be quiet. And by the way, there’s no escape. Globie and Ann can’t find you here. Dee: You think. Carmen: I’m not lying. This base is off ACME scanners. Ivan: If I wasn’t chained up, I’d beat you up so bad that you wouldn’t want to cross paths with any ACME agent again! Carmen: Threaten all you like. I don’t listen to them. Renee: I’ll get you, Carmen. Carmen: Do you really think that you could intimidate me with these insults? Think again. Constable Star: Freeze, Carmen! You’re under arrest! Carmen: Adam, You’re the dumbest flatfoot I’ve ever known! Blowing your cover while trying to sneak up on me! Constable Star: Carmen, There’s no where to run. Carmen: You make me laugh. Globie: Hey, Carmen! Guess who’s here? Carmen: Globie! Ann: And me! Ace: And me! Constable Star: Come on in, boys. We’ve got her. Globie: Ann, free the Good Guides. Ace: We, the ACME Detective Agency, Put you, Carmen Sandiego, under arrest! Kim: I knew you guys would come! Polly: We were so worried Rock: Finally! Out of those blasted shackles. Renee: I knew we’d get you sometime, Carmen. Carmen: There’s no bars that can hold me, Globie. I’ll be back! Globie: Ha! Ivan: Let’s get out of here. I’m starved. Eight Location: ACME Agent Apartments Cafeteria, Calgary, Alberta, Canada Time: August 21, 1998 - 11:00 AM Globie: Where is everybody?! Ann: Hey, Globie. Renee: Mind if I sit here? Globie: Nope. Ivan: Surprise! Ann: Ivan! What’s all the commotion? Ace: It’s a party! Renee: Why? Chase Devinaux: The capture of Carmen Sandiego, of course. Rock: Come on, we’re waiting for you. Chase Devinaux: Let the party begin! Herman: Turn up the music, Constable Star! Constable Star: You’ve got it, Herman! Dee: Wanna dance, Ivan? Ivan: I don’t know how to dance! Globie: It’s easy! Right, Ann? Ann: Yeah! Polly: Here’s the cake! Renee: Isn’t it too early for cake? Ace: It’s not a cake! It’s a giant 3 layer pancake! Constable Star: Let’s eat! Herman: Breakfast hors d’oderves, anyone? Chase Devinaux: What do you have? Herman: Scrambled egg and ham, Bacon and cheese, Sausage rounds on buns! Chase Devinaux: I’ll take one of each. Ivan: What time is it, Polly? Polly: 12:00 Noon. Ace: Quick! Turn on the CBC News! Television: Good Afternoon, Canada. This is Peter Mansbridge anchoring the CBC Noontime News. Our top story today is the capture of the notorious thief, Carmen Sandiego this morning in her secret hideout outside Bogota, Colombia, this morning. Television: Here’s an exclusive footage of the capture from the ACME Detective Agency. (Note: This is the footage on the TV.) Constable Star: There’s no where to run, Carmen. Ace: We, the ACME Detective Agency, put you, Carmen Sandiego, under arrest. Carmen: There’s no bars that are strong enough to hold me, Globie. I’ll be back! Television: She is now awaiting trial at the International Court in The Hague, Netherlands. Nine Location: International Court, The Hague, Netherlands Time: October 12, 1998 - 12:00 Noon, Hague Time Judge: Defence, Your closing statement please. Defence Lawyer: In conclusion, your honour, I want to tell the ladies and gentlemen of the jury that my client, Carmen Sandiego, is innocent. Ann: Yeah, Right! Judge: Silence! Defence, Continue. Defence Lawyer: And, so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I beseech you to declare the defendant, Carmen Sandiego, not guilty. Judge: Prosecution, please begin. Dee: Your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I have one thing to say. Carmen Sandiego is a menace to society. I beseech you to convict the defendant, Carmen Sandiego. Judge: There will be a 45 minute recess. 45 minutes later... Judge: Jury, do you have a verdict? Foreman/Jury: Yes, your honour. We find the defendant, Carmen Sandiego... Globie: Come on. Ace: Please say guilty. Dee: Please, lord. Rock: Say it. Come on! Polly: Come on. Renee: Don’t waste our efforts. Foreman/Jury: Guilty as charged! Kim: YAHOO! Ivan: We did it! Herman: Thank the lord! Judge: I will now sentence the defendant, Carmen Sandiego, to 180 years at the Fort Saskatchewan Penitentiary, Alberta, Canada. Defence Lawyer: I object! Dee: Shut up! Judge: Order in the court! Kim: Sorry. Judge: Case Closed. Clear courtroom! Ace: We did it! Chase Devinaux: I’ve been wishing for this all my life, and now, it’s reality! Kim: Three cheers for us! All: Hip-Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hip-Hooray! Chase Devinaux: Let’s get back to Calgary and celebrate! Ace: Yeah! Epilogue Location: ACME Australiasia Headquarters, Singapore, Singapore. Time: October 13, 1998 - 10:00 AM Singapore Time Newsboy: Straits Times Extra! Carmen Sandiego sentenced to Canadian prison! Read all about it! Chase Devinaux: Hey, kid, pass me one. Newsboy: Thanks, mister. Chase Devinaux: Globie! Get off the internet and read this! Globie: Nice picture! Chase Devinaux: Keep it in the archives? Globie: Sure. Renee: Globie! Here’s a fax from New York! Globie: It’s an article from the New York Times over Carmen’s arrest! Chase Devinaux: Look here! Ann and Herman writes: Enjoy, guys. Kim: How nice. Ivan: Put’em all in the archives back in Vancouver. I need a break from this media circus. Chase Devinaux: Ivan’s right. Carmen’s due to escape anyway. Globie: Take a break away from Carmen and VILE. I need a long vacation and a nice long drink beside me. Dee: I could use that. Polly: Let’s all go to the Bahamas! All: Nah! Globie: Hawaii! All: Nah! Ivan: South Africa! All: Nah! Kim: Jamaica? All: Nah! Chase Devinaux: Sri Lanka! All: Nah! Dee: Australia! All: Yeah! Ace: What’d I miss? Polly: Nothing but travel planning. All: Let’s all go to Australia! -----------------------------------------The End-----------------------------------------