Execution 3 by Erin Mills (the standard 'EXECUTION!' theme we all love and adore plays, and once again, Erin appears in a tuxedo and with a wireless mike) Erin: Hello, and owelcome back to Execution! The show that gives it's audience exactly what they want to see. However, this time around, we've decided to rip-off--er--borrow from the current king of the game shows 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' for this edition of Execution. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's say hello to our reigning champion, making his third appearance on our program...Lee Jordan! (Cut to a standard Who Wants To Be A Millionaire knock off set [two chairs, monitors, etc.] The only difference is that Lee is forcibly restrained in the contestant's chair. He is struggling to escape.) Erin: And how are you doing today, Lee? Lee: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU PSYCHOPATH! Erin: Good, he's ready to play. Now, Lee, in order for you to escape from our lovely little setup here, you will have to answer 15 questions increasing in difficulty. If you can answer all 15 correctly, you can go. The catches are that you can't back out before answering all 15 questions, and if you answer incorrectly on any question before reaching number 15, you'll be nailed with a variety of punishemnts, up to number 14 which is, as always, our mystery form of... Audience: EXECUTION! Erin: Exactly, oh and one more thing, Lee...no lifelines. After all, you're not a very nice person are you? Lee: YOU SADISTIC BAS-- Erin: I'm sorry my hearing must be going, did you just say 'Erin, where is Jaci and her pet tasmanian devil?' Lee: *ulp* Erin: Good boy, but to show you we're not totally heartless, the other 13 penalties are going to be left up to our audience. So audience, let's hear your suggestions for the other 13 penalties for incorrect answers here on 'Who Wants To Be An EXECUTION! Victim!' We'll be back after this word from our sponsors... To Be Continued...