Where Have All The Donuts Gone?
(to the tune of Where Have All The Flowers Gone?)
by Becky

Where have all the donuts gone?
Long johns with cream.
Where have all the donuts gone?
Long johns sprinkled.
Where have all the donuts gone?
They've gone to demerits, every one.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all of the demerits gone?
Long insanity.
Where have all the demerits gone?
Long and weird.
Where have all the demerits gone?
They've gone to donut stores, every one,
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the donut stores gone?
Long glazed rings.
Where have all the donut stores gone?
Long strange trays.
Where have all the donut stores gone?
They've gone to sanity, every one,
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where has all the sanity gone?
Long since past.
Where has all the sanity gone?
Long since gone.
Where has all the sanity gone?
It's gone to donuts, every one,
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?