A Christmas Carol Retold by: Athena Original Story by: Charles Dickens All characters appearing in the show "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego" are copyright DIC. They are used without permission and no copyright infrindgement is intended. Stave One: Maelstrom's Ghost Maelstrom was dead to begin with. The prison clergyman, the undertaker and the chief mourner signed the register of his burial. The chief and sole mourner, Lee Jordan, had signed it. Not that Jordan mournered the man's loss, but rather missed the criminal mastermind in a way that left him obliged to attend his funeral. And that is how it was one Christmas Eve day, two years after Maelstrom's death. Lee Jordan sat behind a tattered desk in a small shabby run-down office buliding in San Francisco. The turncoat detective's appearance was as shabby as the office building he sat in. His dark brown hair had grown out and a mismanaged beard began to darken his face. His eyes were invisible behind the goggles he wore to protect them whilst he soddered together two thin plates of metal. The office door banged open bringing in a blast of the northern California chill. "Merry Christmas, Uncle Lee!" a boy of 15 exclaimed as he entered, a box in his hands. Jordan glared at the youth through his goggles. "I told you to stop calling me that," he hissed. "Awww, come on Uncle Lee, it's Christmas. What were you gonna do anyway, sit around here and tinker?" "I have work." "Sasha - you know, my step-mom - wanted me to ask if you'll come for Christmas dinner. We're having a real traditional English meal: plum pudding and roast goose and-" "Christmas, bah humbug!" Lee muttered cutting off his nephew. "What're you talking about, Uncle Lee? Christmas is the best time of year! Everybody's so happy and cheerful." Lee looked up from the table at his enthused nephew. "Tell me what you have to be so happy about on the 25th of December? What's so different about Christmas than any other day of the year?" "Why won't you have Christmas dinner with us? It's only once a year." "Once a year too many. Bah, humbug." "Come on, Uncle Lee. Acme'll let ya off for Christmas. Please come to dinner." "No and I don't work for Acme anymore." "You don't? Why not? When'd ya quit?" "Four years ago." "Well if you won't come to dinner, at least let me leave you a Christmas wreath." With that the lad opened his box and produced a Christmas wreath larger than his head. He placed it on Lee's work table and left the office building with a loud, "Merry Christmas!" That echoed throughout minutes after he had gone. Lee picked up the wreath and threw it against the door. "Bah humbug!" Jordan went back to tinkering with his new "super glove" until fatigue forced its way into his brain. The clock on the wall read eleven-thirty when Lee took off his goggles and prepared a sandwich in response to the nawing in his stomach. He sat in an overstuffed armchair in front of a television in his small sitting room, upstairs from the office. Picking up the remote, Jordan turned the television to "Current Copy" and sat back to eat his sandwich. Lee Jordan mearly looked at the show without seeing. The events that occured whilst he was walking to his siiting room replayed themselves through his mind: With the sandwich in one hand Lee reached a hand out to open the door to his sitting room but was stopped by an odd light radiating from the door knob. Lee took a closer look at the knob and nearly fell on the floor at what he saw. The door knob was the exact image of Maelstrom's face. Jordan had not thought about Maelstrom since his death, and to see Maelstrom's face in his door knob rather shocked Jordan. Now Lee sat before his television not really watching it but only seeing Maelstrom's face. An old bell hung near the door to Lee's sitting room. It had been there to notify workers on the second floor of the office building. Jordan had never paid attention to it until that night when it began to slowly ring. The ringing increased in intensity, all the other bells in the office building joining in. When, as suddenly as it started, the ringing stopped. Then a loud moaning reverberated throughout the building, rising up from Lee's office below. Jordan's ears followed the sound as it went up the stairs. It sounded as though something was dragging an heavy chain across the floor. Jordan sat in his chair and watched in fear as a ghostly apperition floated through the door calling out his name, "Jorrrrrdannn.... Leeee Jorrrrdannnn...." Lee tried to keep his knees from shaking as he addressed the ghost, "Wh- who are you?" "You should ask 'who was I'." "Okay, who were you? What difference does it make?" "In life I was Dr. Maelstrom." Jordan looked again at the spirit. Sure enough, it was the exact likeness of Maelstrom, but huge chains encircled his body, and various famous artifacts were welded to the chains. Now Lee was no longer afraid but curious to find out the reason for this visit. "Why are you here?" "I am here to save you from a fate worse than my own." "You mean those chains?" Lee asked increduously. "I am condemed to carry these chains with me throughout all enternity." Maelstrom's ghost gave the chains a rattle for effect. "That's great, but what does it have to do with me?" "I forged this weight in life. Everything I stole added another link to this burden! And you, Lee Jordan, have already begun to create your chain with your criminal acts!" "Then I bet Carmen Sandiego's chain would sink the Titanic," Lee muttered under his breath. "Be warned by your death your chain will be heavier than mine! Unless...." "Unless what?" "You will be given a second chance to repent of your ways and to save yourself from my fate." Maelstrom rattled his chains again. "Hey, enough with the ghost stuff already. I get the picture!" Lee shouted, annoyed by Maelstrom's behavior. "You will be visited tonight by three spiirts. Without their guidance you will be doomed forever! The first spirit will appear when the clock strikes one." With that Maelstrom disappeared into the shadows. Leaving a very confused and slightly shaken Lee Jordan. "More ghosts," he said to no one in particular, "oh great." With that he went to his bedroom to try to get some sleep before the arrival of the first spirit. To be continued...