You know you were an 80's kid if: 

**You know what "Sike" ("psyche") means. 

**You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off". 

**You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer". 

**You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack. 

**You know who Tina Yothers is. 

**You wanted to be a Goonie. 

**You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got into trouble 
for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
 
**You know who Max Headroom is. 

**You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.
 
**You could breakdance, or wished you could. 

**You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween. 

**You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER. 

**Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away. 

**You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. 

**You wanted to be on StarSearch. 

**You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. 

**You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did. 

**You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or 
knew someone who did. 

**You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout". 

**You HAD to have your MTV. 

**You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future" 

**You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows 
your name." 

**You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. 

**You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. 

**You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids."

**Punks actually "shocked" people.

**You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince". 

**You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" 
to be. 

**You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game. 

**You own any cassettes. 

**You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be 
living on the moon. 

**You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass 
collections from Pizza Hut, or any other stupid collection 
of glass they came out with. 

**Poltergeist freaked you out. 

**You carried your luch to school in a Gremlins or an ET 
lunchbox. 

**You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. 

**You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt 
stylish, or know someone who did. 

**You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three. 

**You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman). 

**You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear. 

**You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. (well...)

**You had WonderWoman or Superman Underoos or any other Underoos.

**You know what a "Whammee" is. 

**You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did. 

**You thought eating Reeses Peices would attract your own Alien. 

**Your name is Jennifer or Jason. 

**You have ever called 867-5309. 

**You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox 
on your wall. 

**You held the top score on PacMan. 

**You had MALL Hair. 

**You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone 
who did. 

IF you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my 
friend are a child of the 80's. Send this to anyone that would 
appreciate going "Back to the Future" to a time when movie stars 
ran the free world.