"I Can't Say I'm Insane"
    a parody of "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" from Disney's Hercules 
	by Laurie LeBlanc

(Original Music by: Alan Menken, Original Lyrics by: David Zippel)

Sara:

I've always been a silent partner
I'm just oh so bored of that
No longer will I be unnoticed
Yes, you see my plan will just change all that!

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

We think you just lost it
Your mind is way off elsewhere
See the line ya crossed it                      Sara:
Sara, we think you need some help                Oh no...
Yes, we know what's best
And now we will confess
That you're scaring us

Sara:

No folks, no way
I can't say that, hee hee

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

You're gone, oh my
You deny it, see see?

Sara:

You think that way
I can't say I'm insane

I think my plan has the potential
To show the world my talent
This plan will be one great caper
Though I'll be stealing (points to Carmen)
Without your consent!

(Sara laughs)

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

Don't go through with this thing
You're not in the most right mind
Listen what we do sing
We're not trying to be unkind
See you crazy fella
We're just trying to tell ya
That you've gone, gone, gone so mad

Sara:

No folks, no way
I can't say that, hee hee

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

Stop now, okay?

Carmen:

What you say is insane

Sara:

Think that, you may
I can't say I'm insane

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

Mind's doin' flips-
Read our lips
You're insane

Sara:

You're oh so wrong
I can't say it

Not in this song
I can't say it

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

Short one doughnut
Yes it means you're insane

Sara:

(laughs)
You do know what, I
can't say I'm insane

Carmen, Zack and Ivy:

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no *groan*